Funny Translated text.

So I took the opening paragraphs of Left Hand Of Darkness and ran them through a whole bunch of languages on Google Translate. The first quote is the original text. The second quote is the translated version. enjoy.

"I'll make my report as if I told a story, for I was taught as a child on my homeworld that Truth is a
matter of the imagination. The soundest fact may fail or prevail in the style of its telling: like
that singular organic jewel of our seas, which grows brighter as one woman wears it and, worn
by another, dulls and goes to dust. Facts are no more solid, coherent, round, and real than
pearls are. But both are sensitive.
 The story is not all mine, nor told by me alone. Indeed I am not sure whose story it is; you can
judge better. But it is all one, and if at moments the facts seem to alter with an altered voice,
why then you can choose the fact you like best; yet none of them are false, and it is all one
story."

"I learned early in my house that we are not aware of the fact. The fact difficult test success or failure . You have a unique jewel dust , it's actually better than the real bright and smooth pearl worn by female and others and implement environmental development in hard tissue . However , all of the key .

My own story , he said . In fact , I who am stories, can judge knows best . However , trade unions and faster. Why do you choose the best , and yet none of them could be fake the fact that , no subjects seems to change to a different sound ."